It is a debate. Picture two men on a stage, each behind a podium. On the left is a man in a white lab coat. In its breast pocket is a pocket protector filled with pens. The round, thick lenses of his eyeglasses magnify his eyes until they look like the size of ping pong balls. His expression is serious. On the right is another man, dressed in a conservative black suit, white shirt, and tie. He wears no jewelry or affectation except for a small silver crucifix on his lapel. His complexion is red, puffy and he is constantly wiping the sweat from his forehead with a white handkerchief.  His expression is also serious.